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Whose fucking kid is that?
What is with all these goddamn pillows?
What? That’s fucking disgusting!
Put those tits away, this isn’t Africa!
What am I doing in this bed? Did I sleep here last night?
Did I fucking nail you?
Are you still drunk?
Where is Lockwood?
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
Open the goddamn door, Dave.
Come on, open up the door, right now.
Come on, buddy, open up the door immediately.
Let’s do it.
Dave, come on. Open up the door, right now!
– Okay, I’m awake. – Open up this fucking door!
Open the goddamn door, Dave!
Why am I in your apartment?
Dave, hurry up, open up the door!
– Something very bad has happened. – Wait until you see me.
Wait until you see you! Jesus Christ, relax.
– Super freaky, dude. – Let’s do it!
What the hell is this?
I knew it. Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is this?
Look at this.
Yeah, it’s you.
And this is all me. All of this shit is mine.
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Actually, if you must know,
I used to kind of have a crush on Dave.
Oh, no, you didn’t!
I mean, obviously, he’s married, so…
Right, obviously, obviously, obviously.
Super-married. What do you do, Mitch?
Me? For a living? Yeah.
You know, I am…
When I’m not eating hummus and ferociously masturbating,
I dabble in light porn.
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You’re going to court. No! Fuck! Oh, my God!
Your boss was a little pissed off.
I told him it was part of my secret master plan.
No, you didn’t!
We’ll work on one of those. You tell me how my shit went.
Oh, your shit? How’d my stuff go?
Mitch, what the hell is wrong with you?
It was a porno movie!
It’s a Iorno, a light porn.
The dick stays in the pants, right?
They didn’t pull it out, did they?
But my thumb went in three girls’ assholes.
Oh, fuck, get the sand out of your vagina.
Did you finish the day?
I finished the day, Mitchell.
What are you doing?
I finished the day. Good.
You’re living the dream.
You’re living the fucking dream! Your job sucks, too.
This isn’t going to work.
This is not going to work. That’s way too much.
Hey, man, hang on. What are you planning on telling her?
I’m telling her the truth.
The truth? Yeah.
That’s going to work.
Jamie will know what to do.
Hey, my precocious little daughter.
I don’t talk like that.
You do. I really don’t. No one does.
Jamie, hey! Jamie, Jamie, Jamie.
I’m so glad you’re here. It’s been so crazy.
Oh, that’s appropriate.
Hey, Mitch. Jamie, we need to talk.
Are you going to stay for dinner?
No, I can’t stay for dinner, but I would love to…
Look, I got to tell you something.
I can’t talk right now, Mitch. It’s been so crazy here.
The twins are a half-hour past their bedtime.
What are you doing? What are you, some kind of animal?
And Cara has to start her homework.
I have an emergency phone call in four minutes.
You know that building?
The 11-story building? Yup.
I have to remove three stories somehow. Isn’t that crazy?
It’s so ridiculous. It makes no sense at all.
I’m not Mitch.
What? I’m Mitch.
He’s Mitch. I’m Mitch. Somehow we switched bodies.
And I’m Dave. That’s Dave. Yeah.
What happened was, we pissed in a magic fountain…
Uh-huh… and the next day it disappeared.
They moved the fountain, so now we’re looking for it.
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And when they find it, we’re going to switch back.
We had to pee because we were drinking.
We were drinking.
That sounds like a plan. Can you start the bath for the twins?
Okay, pumpkin, this is…
Don’t call me pumpkin, okay?
And you promised me that you would clean out…
Can you shut this off?
It smells like cabbage now! Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, sit down.
One second. Just humor me, all right?
I want you to ask me one thing…
I don’t want to play your games.
…That only Dave would be able to answer.
Just one question. Please, I’m begging you.
Okay, when is our anniversary, Dave?
April 17th. Next question, please.
So close. Nineteenth.
Seventeenth’s your daughter’s birthday, 19th’s your anniversary.
– Why do you know that? – Do you think I’m a monster?
I send you a card every year. Jamie, listen to me.
Ask me anything else.
Oh, my gosh! Mitch,
I don’t have time for this!
Come on, one more. Just make it tough.
Only Dave would know. A stumper.
Fine. What is my favorite color, Dave?
Do you not understand what we’re trying to accomplish here?
Not a drop of the red in the room.
All the accents are celadon.
It’s like the opposite of help.
Okay, honey, I got it.
I’m going to tell you something
that only I, Dave, would know.
Three years ago, you took your vibrator…
– You took your vibrator… – Morning!
…Into the bathtub and it short-circuited
and it electrocuted your vagina.
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Kesha’s MTV Reality Show Season 2 Premieres!
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Kesha’s My Crazy Beautiful Life season 2 premieres on MTV with ghosts and nanny cams! Whats up Animals, welcome back to ClevverMusic, Happy Halloween! Season 2 of “My Crazy Beautiful Life’ continues for Kesha, without the dollar sign. Last season was all about making her sophomore album “Warrior” and this season seems to be all about family. She’s on tour, and it’s a family affair. Yup- Mom’s on stage dancing the can-can in a giant penis costume. 14 year old brother Louie is dating and going through puberty, while Kesha is newly single. So Kesh and her Mom take it out on Louie, setting up a nanny cam in his bedroom in Nashville to spy on him when he’s hanging out with his lady friend. Out on the road Kesha stops in Cincinnati and takes the opportunity to stay at a haunted hotel, The Golden Lamb, in order to scare her cousin Kalen. As you know Kesha is obsessed with the supernatural. She even wrote a song about a sexy ghost encounter called “Supernatural”, about a ghost who was a ‘ho’, as Kesha described. So naturally, her assistant purchases a Ghost detector to see if there are ghosts in Kesha’s midst, which detects something supernatural in her stomach. Kesha proclaims, “Either my vagina is haunted or I’m pregnant with a ghost baby”. No wonder she’s single. Just kidding. To get rid of her ghost Kesha burns sage at her house and in between her legs, then hires a psychic healer to perform an exorcism, and also gets a colonic. This is a serious operation. But, it’s finally performing her vocally challenging song “Supernatural” at a haunted concert venue that is the ultimate exorcism. Kesha is finally ghost free. Phew. You can catch her show on MTV Wednesday night’s at 10:30pm. Tell us what you thought of this season 2 premiere episode? I’m Misty Kingma, I mean, Michael Jackson, thanks for watching ClevverMusic. Happy Halloween, OW!
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